Are there others? This is the one I use: http://meltronx.com/index.html

Wow, I haven't seen that. As you can see, my link goes straight to cern; you appear to have found someone else's meta-dashboard.

The cern one has the dropdown in the top left that takes you to a lot of other ones too.

I know HN is a 'serious' place, but I never not laugh when I see BEAM SETUP: INJECT AND DUMP. It just seems so...euphemistic

Can someone explain what that means in the LHC context?

The LHC is a big ring around which particles travel at high speed and, from time to time, collide with one another.

Given that the particles were not travelling around the ring 100 years ago, and will probably no longer be travelling around the ring 100 years from now, there needs to be a way of getting them in and out.

In (INJECT): beams of particles (travelling rapidly but in a straight line) are produced by other accelerators and then diverted into the LHC ring.

Out (DUMP): the particles are diverted out of the LHC ring, the exiting beam is spread out using electromagnets, and it is sent into a big block of graphite encased in concrete.

Do you happen to know what kind of time scales are involved in these operations? How long does it take to spin the beam up and down?

I don't know, I'm afraid. According to the Wikipedia page on the LHC, though, injection takes "several minutes", acceleration after that takes "20 minutes", and then the beams circulate for 5-24 hours while the detectors watch for products of collisions. (Beams plural because the LHC has two beams circulating in opposite directions.)

I would expect dumping to be very quick.

Thank you!