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They're down ~27% YTD.

Something tells me that there's going to be a "come to Jesus" meeting soon in the C-suite's future that results in the deployment of a golden parachute.



hopefully the parachute is made by Boeing


maybe not made by Boeing, but certainly paid by it....


Engineers probably told to make a golden parachute for the execs.

Engineers love a good challenge. Let's compare tensile strength of gold to silk (the original parachute material): • Ultimate tensile strength of Gold is 220 MPa • degummed natural silk fibers, with a tensile strength of 614 MPa

So approximately just triple the gold thread versus silk thread. Expensive but doable. Gold may add to total weight (parachute + person) to keep floating causing velocity to increase versus silk. Attach warning label: IANA MECHENG.


Can only hope to unfortunately find myself with one such meeting scheduled on my calendar!


There will be a scapegoat, and then big bonuses for everyone else for eliminating the bad seed, at the expense of the workers who won't get raises to pay for it all.


Calhoun opens the third envelope...




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