It’s true. The Chinese block everything. The other day we had a network outage and AT&T said they were working on getting things back up. Then I noticed that AT&T has a joint venture with China Telecom. Many of AT&T’s products are actually made in China. It blew my mind. The Chinese are everywhere. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are modifying my contact lenses to replace every “Made in California” with a “Made in China” as some kind of propaganda.

You have to be careful. Your friend could be Chinese. You never know.